i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
All the Hangover movies (and movies like it) to me are an accurate depiction of how white boys can do so much illegal and unethical shit and still walk away with a clean slate
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei - Imouto Sexiness
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via californiagirlwearingpearls)